WEEK 7

"Bear my testimony"

The fields are stained red across America today.

BLOODSHED in college football. FIVE of the top eight teams in the country were vanquished Saturday. FIVE. #1 Georgia. #2 Notre Dame. #5 Indiana. #6 Alabama. #7 Texas. And #3 Miami needed double overtime to escape Florida State.

The last time five of the AP's top eight teams lost on the same day, George H. W. Bush (the dad for those of you who haven’t opened a history book) hadn't even been inaugurated.

January 2, 1989. Thirty-seven years.

This wasn't a Saturday. It was a massacre.

And nowhere was the carnage more crushing than Athens, Georgia. Just seven days after securing their first victory in Tuscaloosa since 2007, the newly crowned #1 Bulldogs welcomed unranked Auburn to town. A fumble with just over a minute remaining set up the Tigers' game-winning field goal. Georgia 24. Auburn 27. The Dawgs’ renewed reign atop the college football world lasted a mere week.

Meanwhile, in Provo, #8 BYU, my beloved Cougars, delivered its biggest victory since knocking off #1 Miami in 1990, stunning #2 Notre Dame 28-24. And the Cougars did it behind a quarterback who doubled as a Swiss Army knife. Bear Bachmeier threw for a touchdown. Ran for a touchdown. Caught a touchdown. Yes. CAUGHT. Against the #2 team in America.

Only three OTC entries had faith in the ghost of Steve Young (no, he’s not actually dead): MasterGrimes, THE, and RecordSetter 98. Way to believe!

Back in Indiana, in Bloomington to be specific, the defending national champions saw their 22-game winning streak come to an agonizing end. Trailing #4 Ohio State 19-15, #5 Indiana faced 4th and 4 with the game on the line. Nick Marsh burned his corner back. The throw was there. The touchdown was there. His feet were not. Turnover on downs. Ballgame. Twenty-two straight wins, undone by approximately six inches of poor spatial awareness. College football players are now getting paid like NFL veterans, and they only need to get one foot down. Ouch, Hoosiers.

Remember two weeks ago when we were lauding Alabama's offensive machine coming off a 56-point performance against Mississippi State? Last week: 17 against Georgia. This week: 10 against Tennessee. #14 Rocky Top hammered the #6 Tide 26-10 in Knoxville, handing the Crimson their second consecutive loss. Only TWO OTC entries were brave enough to chase the Volunteers: Clarkster and David's USA. Enjoy your well-earned moment with some orange and white checkered stogies.

And then there's Texas. After losing to unranked Oklahoma last week, the Longhorns followed up with a 27-24 loss to Florida. Yes, the same Florida that demolished Ole Miss, got demolished by Missouri, and then lost to South Carolina. Now they've beaten #7 Texas. The Gators aren't a football team. They're a random number generator wearing shoulder pads.

Around the rest of the OTC slate, Ole Miss dismantled #13 Missouri 31-3. The Tigers had just beaten Florida and Texas A&M in consecutive weeks. Naturally, they responded by scoring three points.

Kentucky beat Oklahoma 21-13, one week after the Sooners knocked off #1 Texas. Apparently beating the best team in America is exhausting.

North Carolina beat Duke 24-20, giving Bill Belichick consecutive victories after his historic win over Pitt last week. The old man is heating up. Somebody check on Tom Brady.

Toledo handled Eastern Michigan 34-14, while Air Force beat UNLV 41-31. UCLA remained unbeaten with a 17-7 win over Wisconsin. 24 total points. Big Ten football in all its glory. And Houston survived Oklahoma State 35-32 in a ranked Big 12 showdown.

In OTC, MasterGrimes rode his faith in BYU all the way to the Week Seven crown with 42 points. 

But the biggest news of all: atop the overall standings, we have a new king. WahooWa has seized first place with 269 points, knocking fan favorite PickleRicks RicklePicks into second at 265. And making his first appearance in our weekly dispatch, Green Goblin 65 has catapulted into third with 260.

A four-point gap at the top. Nine points separating the top three. The race is officially on.

And then there's Diamond Dave's 1st Entry. Zero. Our first no-show of the season. Seven weeks into the season, Diamond Dave has 134 points. The next-lowest entry has 215. Commish, we are petitioning you to boot his ass. At this point, Dave is just bringing down the property values.

I’ll admit, I hope next week lets us breathe after what transpired in Week 7. Ole Miss v. Texas and Houston v. Utah lead the slate. But even if it’s a bit quiet in the world of Top 25 matchups, you better believe the OTC Pick ‘Em slate will be cooking. No rest for the weary. Think you're slick? Make that pick!

                   VEGAS

#4 Ohio State (-3) @ #5 Indiana

#6 Alabama (-7.5) @ #14 Tennessee

Toledo (-6.5) @ Eastern Michigan

UNLV @ Air Force (-1.5)

North Carolina @ Duke (-3)

#13 Missouri @ #9 Ole Miss (-5.5)

#15 Kentucky @ Oklahoma (-6.5)

Wisconsin @ #12 UCLA (-2.5)

#18 Oklahoma State @ #20 Houston (-4.5)

#2 Notre Dame (-10.5) @ #8 BYU

WEEK 6

"WE ARE"......SC!!!

Nineteen years. Six Bama nattys. Approximately 400 assistant coaches who would go on to become head coaches.

Those are the (partially) verified stats of what’s happened since UGA had beat Alabama in Tuscaloosa.

And on Saturday night, the clock reset. Georgia:20. Alabama: 17. A hot-headed DB: 0% chance of keeping his scholarship after DeBoer is done with him after a devastating unsportsmanlike conduct late in the fourth. 

But if you thought it was a bad night for the rolled over tide, you clearly weren’t at the Texas State Fair.

Down went #1. After amassing a 17-7 halftime lead, the top longhorns got lassoed. McDonald’s (Golden Arch) threw two 4th quarter picks, including one with 19 seconds on the clock. Sooners promptly boomed a game-winning FG. Oklahoma: 27. Texas: 24. That’s what 41 yards on one first down in the second half will get you.

And then, perhaps the most improbable development of the entire weekend.

Bill Belichick won a football game against a ranked opponent. The man with eight Super Bowl rings, six as a head coach, found some semblance of glory (on the football field) once again. Rumor has it Billy boy even smiled afterward.

Speaking of joy, let's check in on Penn State.

Week Four: Blew a 17-0 lead to Wisconsin.

Week Five: Got smoked by Northwestern 34-13.

Let’s add to the running tally:

Week Six: Lost at home to USC 31-23.

At this point, the Nittany Lions should consider bringing Jimmy Frankling back just so they have someone to fire.

Around the rest of the OTC slate, Missouri followed its demolition of Florida with a 27-6 win over Texas A&M. The Tigers are starting to look suspiciously competent.

Arizona rolled West Virginia 52-31. The Mountaineers have now surrendered 41, 45, and 52 points in three consecutive weeks. Their ranking is following the same trajectory.

Demon Deacons exorcised NC State 38-14. Houston walked into Manhattan (the other one) as an underdog and beat Kansas State 35-16. North Dakota State lost fanboy status in Vegas, losing 13-7 to UNLV. And Boise State survived Fresno State 38-31, proving that being a heavy favorite is no guarantee of a comfortable Saturday.

In OTC, Savage lived up to the name, claiming the Week Six crown with 40 points. Still no match for the unseated PickleRicks RicklePicks, who remains king of the degenerates at 243. WahooWa has climbed into second at 231, just 12 points back. DSS (do you work for a government agency?) sits third with 229, followed by Kybow Picks at 228 and rylaw247 at 227. Five entries separated by 16 points. Things are getting interesting!

Much as I’d like to trash Obehave24 for his 17 point Week 6 stinker, 1) his name is great, and 2) this is a major improvement from the single digit direction we’d been heading. The scent’s not too bad at the bottom this week.

Meanwhile, Diamond Dave's 1st Entry remains cemented in last place with 134 points. Six weeks in, and Dave is averaging barely 22 points per week. I’m just impressed he still wakes up Saturday with the motivation to log into the app.

Buckeyes v. Hoosiers headline Week 7 in Bloomington. Bama v. Rocky Top, Mizzou v. Ole Miss, and Notre Dame v. BYU round out a stellar slate.

Saddle up, gents. Think you're slick? Make that pick!

                   VEGAS

North Carolina @ #25 Pittsburgh (-185)

Texas A&M @ #14 Missouri (-180)

Arizona (-175) @ West Virginia

Wake Forest (-166) @ NC State

#1 Texas (-325) vs Oklahoma

#22 Houston @ Kansas State (-135)

North Dakota State (-135) @ UNLV

#19 USC @ Penn State (-125)

#2 Georgia @ #6 Alabama (-125)

#23 Boise State (-258) @ Fresno State

WEEK 5

Any sharps who make a living betting on college football deserve a Nobel Prize in mathematics. Consider the last three weeks.

Week Three: #8 Ole Miss upsets #7 LSU.

Week Four: #21 Florida beats the Rebel out of #4 Ole Miss, 52-28.

Week Five: #25 Missouri, fresh off a loss to Mississippi State, trounces #8 Florida, 45-17.

Are we living in the golden age of college football parity? Or is this sport just stupid?

Whatever the answer, we have a resident sharp in our midst.

CircleCityAndy.

Thirty-five entries. Thirty-four picked Florida. Andy from Indianapolis (I’m presuming there aren’t any other cities out there clamoring for the nickname “Circle City”) picked Missouri. Nobel committee, take note.

But amidst all that chaos, there was the return of the machine: Alabama.

14 points in the first quarter.

14 in the second.

14 in the third.

14 in the fourth.

Alabama 56. #16 Mississippi State (that same team that just beat Missouri and South Carolina) 23.

And remember last week when we discovered God was a MAC fan? Turns out God just hates Michigan.

One week after Iowa silenced the Big House at 0:00, the Wolverines went to Minneapolis and lost to Minnesota 20-14. Michigan hadn't lost to the Gophers in Minneapolis since 1977. I was negative 10 years old, a stat that gives me only more respect for the three of you who had the balls to pick Minnesota. Your bravery paid off. 

We should have seen it, though. Never bet against a coach willing to smear his own player's blood across his face. Row the boat!

Around the rest of the OTC slate, Iowa State survived West Virginia 45-42 behind running back Aiden Flora, who rushed for 212 yards and three touchdowns while also going 2-for-2 passing for 48 yards and two more scores. Five total touchdowns from a running back. 

Ohio State welcomed Iowa back to reality after last week’s euphoria with a 31-14 win at Kinnick. Kentucky survived South Carolina 35-34 in overtime. Florida State beat Virginia 38-7 as dogs. BYU is making a play for my heart yet again, remaining undefeated with a 17-10 win at TCU (despite Bear Bachmeier throwing for 62 yards). Winning is winning...

Baylor entered Tempe as a 3.5-point underdog and beat Arizona State 55-19. Vegas missed that one by 39.5 points. And Arizona demolished Cincinnati 34-7, with the Bearcats heroically scoring their first points with two minutes left to avoid the shutout.

In OTC, our resident Missouri savant CircleCityAndy rode his lone-wolf pick to a 7-3 record and 43 points, earning the Week Five crown.Three points behind him was THE (presumably a nod to The Ohio State University, or maybe just a fan of definite articles).

Atop the overall standings, PickleRicks RicklePicks continues to own both the best name and the best score at 210 points. 404NoPointsFound sits 13 back at 197, while Kybow Picks and WahooWa are tied for third at 196.

And then there's Chase's 1st Entry. Nine points. Single digits. I am praying that our boy simply forgot to submit 9 of his 10 picks. If he didn’t I need his Week 6 selections ASAP so I can fade the shit out of every single one.

And somehow Chase isn't even in last place. Diamond Dave's 1st Entry continues to hold that honor with 110 points. Dave scored 10 last week. Chase scored 9 this week. Who is going to continue the race to the bottom with 8? We won’t know until next Sunday. Week Six awaits. Think you’re slick? Make that pick!

                        VEGAS

#7 Alabama (-5.5) @ #16 Mississippi State

West Virginia @ Iowa State (-3.5)

Michigan (-5.5) @ Minnesota

#8 Florida (-5.5) @ #25 Missouri

Virginia (-2.5) @ Florida State

#5 Ohio State (-14.5) @ #14 Iowa

#24 Kentucky @ South Carolina (-3)

#10 BYU (-6.5) @ TCU

Baylor @ Arizona State (-3.5)

Cincinnati @ Arizona (-6.5)